Thursday, February 17, 2011
FECKLESS CAT STARTS WORRYING ABOUT TAXES....LIKE, YOURS
Feckless the Cat, wanted in 41 states for electoral fraud and money laundering, decided it would soon be time to do his phony taxes. That is, everyone's taxes before it was too late.
Pre-Approved Cat, his loyal companion in crime, asked Feckless what time it was.
"It's 57 days until April 15, 2011," said Feckless Cat. "We need victims. Who knows what this next budget will be about? We don't want the government getting to them first."
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