Sunday, January 16, 2011
FECKLESS CAT MAKES NEW RESUME FOR 2011
Feckless the Cat, wanted in 46 states for insider trading and aggressive panhandling, decided it was time to update his resume.
FECKLESS THE CAT
P.O. BOX 1234567-ABC
I am a good kitty. I have multiple references and a rich job history:
- I am motivated by money, money and more money.
- Any currency will do so long as it's printed in Washington D.C., Mexico City, or at that well-known pawn shop somewhere off the coast of Somalia.
- Hundreds of references, most of whom say they wish to remain unnamed because they are important, wealthy and totally honest capitalists.
- Experienced multi-tasker; I count money, plan schemes, carry out semi-legitimate financial transactions and alter international "documents" all while sleeping in the comfort of your luxury hotel room in Paris. Complete privacy guaranteed.
- To schedule an interview, just donate $98 with convenient icon below: