Saturday, October 27, 2012

SOUTH AMERICAN EBAY's VIRGINITY FOR $780,000. FECKLESS CAT OFFERS HIS, JUST $500,909.99. ACT NOW!!



"No reasonable offer turned down," read Feckless Criminal Cat's advertisement. (360) 752-6581. Act Now!"

American animal shelters were "overjoyed," newspapers reported. The fun was just starting. Next headlines:

FECKLESS CAT COMPLETES FIRST DEAL IN NEW YORK'S FINEST FINANCIAL DISTRICT HOTEL

Feckless Cat -- criminal and opportunist wanted in 42 states and 36 nations -- stepped out of his posh hotel room, having completed his work, collected payment.

"I would have paid him $900,000," bragged Donald Trump, adjusting his tie.

"I would have done it for $14.99'," said Feckless, licking his fur.



by Lurene Gisee
Oct. 27, 2012

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Sunday, October 21, 2012

CUT AND PASTE CATS SELL HUGE BAGGIES FOR ART THIEVES OF EUROPE SAT, SUN



Fresh, clean, super-big baggies for stolen art on sale Monday. Act fast. Just $399.99 each while supplies last.

Cut and Paste Cats, (360) 752-6581, in Walla Walla or Whatever.

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Friday, October 19, 2012

LIBERAL CANDIDATE PASSES BY BELLINGHAM BAR




Liberal candidate walks into downtown Bellingham bar. The election was just days away now.

Bartender asked, "Hi Congressman. What could you possibly want here at a time like this?"

"A passing grade," he answered.

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by lurene gisee
October 19, 2012
lurenekathleen at yahoo dot com



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