Wednesday, November 21, 2012

SUB-PRIME PIGEON BREAKS NEWS TO WHITE HOUSE TURKEYS


Sub-Prime Pigeon made his way past White House Security to tell 2012's Turkeys the bad news.

"Turkey Joe, you will be pardoned by President Barak Obama, but serve the rest of your life in prison." Joe shrugged his feathers.

"Better news than what Billy Turkey gets," he mumbled.

Sub-Prime Pigeon used his tone of sympathy now. "Billy, you will be unable to continue your life as an American Turkey. This Friday, you will wake up as a Twinkie on a negotiation table in Jerusalem. I am sorry."
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by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 21, 2012


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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

FECKLESS PEACE PLAN CELEBRATES 64 YEARS OF RESULTS IN ISRAEL





by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 20, 2012


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Thursday, November 15, 2012

OBAMA BLAMES RECENT CIA, FBI SCANDALS ON BUSH AND...





Feckless Cat, talking over the day's headlines with his criminal partner, Pre-Approved Cat, slowly swayed his tail as he read the morning's headlines in paper.

"U.S. President Obama blames whole affair mess at the agencies on last administration, George Bush one, George Washington, San Francisco horses that survived quake of 1906, Israeli leader Netanyahu, White House 'Pinko' dog, Mexican drug lords..."

"I can't believe this whole scandal, Feckless," said Pre-Approved Cat, making bread on the bed.

"Yeah. He left us out completely. Everyone knows we set this whole thing up from the get-go," answered Feckless.


by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 15, 2012


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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

WASHINGTON STATE PUTS THE RECREATION IN MARIJUANA FOR THE HOLIDAYS




Visit Feckless Cat Travel Agency in Seattle Today for these New Recreational Marijuana Washington Weekend Specials:

-- Roll Your Own Snowskis Packages just $499.09 while supplies last.

-- Mt. Baker Bud Christmas Trees for More Family Fun than Ever! Sales Start December 3, 2012

-- Come to Bellingham where Santa's Always Stoned on Christmas Eve.

-- Dick's Dancing Dope Festival this Thanksgiving, Tacoma.

-- Space Needle's Brilliant Bong Bash this New Year's Eve. Let's Get Dizzy, Dude!


by Lurene Gisee
November 7, 2012

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Monday, November 5, 2012

SEA LIONS FROM CUBA HELP THE VOTE IN FLORIDA WITH MEDICAL MARIJUANA TRUCK





HEADLINE: SEA LIONS FROM NEW YORK, CUBA AND SAN FRANCISCO OPEN MEDICAL MARIJUANA TRUCKS NEAR STATUE OF LIBERTY, MOSCONE CENTER IN SAN FRANCISCO IN EFFORT TO HELP WITH U.S. VOTING

Calling themselves America's New Patriots, the criminal sea lions and sharks -- promising to calm fears created by wind storms and earthquakes on America's East Coast states -- set up Medical Marijuana trucks near the voting booths in multiple swing states for the Presidential Election of 2012.

In New York City, a few cops approached the Medical Marijuana truck parked by the Statue of Liberty, but lost interest before they came within 12 feet of the truck. The truck played both ice cream truck tunes for kids, and patriotic songs for voters.

Loan Shark was insulted at what he considered disrespectful treatment of New York's police.

"Hey! My brother swam all the way from Cuba to help with this election, stop the chaos in Florida, stand up for capitalism. You cops could have at least stopped by to question us," said Loan. "Hey, Card!! I need your help with these lazy cops."

"Forget them, Loan. They have other things to do today in New York City," said Card Shark

"COMMUNISTS!" yelled Loan Shark as the cops walked away. "CRUMMY COMMUNIST COPS!"

by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 5, 2012 - Election Day, Nov. 6, 2012
posted 5:16 p.m. Monday

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