Sunday, September 27, 2009
Cut and Paste Cats, international feline fraudsters wanted in several G-20 states for crimes of wealth, decided to hire some new executives for work at Bank of the Next Guy on Montgomery Street in San Francisco.
"We need cats who can say the right things in front of government and SEC committee investigators, Paste. Who do we have for the work?" asked Cut Cat.
"The best candidates in this city, Cut. You ready to meet the first? His name is D.K., which stands for DIDN'T KNOW."
"Not bad. Who are the next two for the work?"
"D.P., which stands for DIDN'T PLAN, and I.S.L., which stands for IT'S STILL LEGAL."
"Show 'em in," said Cut. The criminal mastermind loved Mondays. Things somehow always got started real fresh. The books would stay clean with cats like this on the job, thought Cut and Paste Cats.
by lurene gisee. Comment at lurenekathleen at yahoo dot com
Photos of cats available for adoption from SF SPCA site September 28, 2009.
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
Feckless and Pre-Approved Cats, since they were already around New York for the upcoming G-20 meeting, decided to help their friends visiting the United Nations that week.
"Time to call our friends at that Bronx bar. You know, that place Gadhafy likes so much. Real popular with the illegal cross-dressers," said Pre-Approved Cat.
"At least the United Nations can show him a good time if he slips off topic," yawned Feckless. "He can get his nails done real cheap in that neighborhood."
Friday, September 4, 2009
LEGENDARY CRIME CAT'S EVIL WORDS: "JUST THINKING OF HOW RICH AND GOOD-LOOKING I AM....HOW 'BOUT WE RIP OFF ANOTHER COUPLE MILLION..."
Feckless and Pre-Approved Cats were waking up with the sun Friday morning on Market Street. Feckless Cat stretched lazily and delicately licked his right paw.
"What's up today?" asked Pre-Approved Cat, laying on his side, yawning. "You seem so pleased with yourself this morning."
"Just thinking of how rich and good-looking I am. How there's always work for cats like us. How about we rip off another couple million dollars this afternoon?" said Feckless.
"Sure. We keep getting away with it," said Pre-Approved. "Still got our bonus coming, too. Real big. I must admit, I still don't get it. We rip Bank of the Next Guy off over and over again. Bonuses bigger every year."
"Don't get too comfy. It won't go on forever," said Feckless.
"Yeah. I know. But there's always government work," said Pre-Approved. "Pay's not as good, but we're sure qualified."
"We are," said Feckless.
by lurene gisee
September 4, 2009
1st photo Sept. 2009 from SF SPCA site, cat adoption room, 2nd photo unidentified cat sleeping on the job.