FECKLESS CAT RELEASES SYRIAN ELECTION RESULTS IN LARGE PRINT FORMAT

Feckless Cat decided to contribute to the stability of various Mideast countries by manufacturing large-type election results that most people at the United Nations could read.

Now, SYRIAN strongmen like Assad could see results of recent elections on convenient flash cards like these provided by the region's familiar thugs:

YOU LOST

GET A REAL-ASS JOB

DESPOTISM IS NO LONGER YOUR OCCUPATION

GO HOME TO YOUR PATHETIC WIFE AND KIDS BEFORE THEY'RE MURDERED

IMPROVE YOUR FRENCH, ASSHOLE

PRISON IS COOL

GO ON NOW; FIRING SQUADS WAY LESS PAINFUL THEN THEY WERE IN 1985 FOR YOUR DAD'S VICTIMS