Monday, April 18, 2011
Hot Air Hamster, wanted in 68 countries for insider trading, decided to use some of his loot one evening to treat his criminal cat friends to a nice dinner in San Francisco's Financial District.
"This is so thoughtful of you, Hot Air," said Cut the Cat. "Even though we all have plenty of cash through our illegal schemes, it's thoughtful of you to spare a couple of bucks for our sakes."
"I presume you're discussing the deer we're eating tonight," said Hot Air. "American money isn't worth the effort of theft anymore, far as I'm concerned."