Sunday, May 9, 2010


Hot Air Hamster finished his writing work. He slid the paper to Feckless the Criminal Cat, who read the revised words out loud.

You have the right to remain silent WHILE WE FINISH TAPING YOUR MOUTH. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law IN SOME RUSSIAN PRISON CAMP. You have the right to an attorney BUT -- HA HA -- I WOULDN'T BOTHER AT THIS POINT, FOOL. If you cannot afford an attorney WHO GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL LAST WEEK IN NORTH KOREA OR CUBA OR AT FAST EDDIE'S LAS VEGAS CORRESPONDENCE COURSE, one will be appointed to you WHEN WE DAMNED WELL GET AROUND TO IT. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you OR DO YOU NEED FURTHER CONVINCING THAT YOU ARE IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE AND WILL PROBABLY SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN JAIL WAITING FOR A SIMPLE COURT DATE?

"That should cover it, Hot Air. I didn't know you had a background in law," said Feckless Cat.

"Oh, I know plenty about law. Been evading it for years," said the rodent.

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