Wednesday, May 19, 2010

FECKLESS CAT RELEASES STATEMENT: "I MIS-MEOWED. MEANT TO SAY 'SHORTIN' VERIZON,' NOT 'SERVED IN VIETNAM.'"


"See, when Slip and Fall Sea Lion had his little fall at the NYSE few days back, I shorted a bunch of Verizon stock, betting that Slip and Fall would work."

"The marine blob did his job, I cleaned up, and now people are all mixed up. They're thinking I claimed to serve in Vietnam. Just wanted to straighten all that out once and for all," said Feckless the Criminal Cat. "So, are we all clear on what happened in the Gulf of Mexico and the price of gold in Arizona and the German stock market now? I'd be more than happy to explain it all again in Farsi or Chinese. All on the same Greek page that way, you know?"


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