Friday, April 30, 2010
GOLDMAN KATZ GETS NEW LEADS IN ARIZONA
Goldman Katz, still interviewing with Feckless the Cat -- both of them wanted in multiple states by now for financial fraud and I.D. theft -- sat dejected with his head in his paws.
"Where do I go? What do I do?" he meowed woefully to Feckless Cat at the head of the desk.
"Try Arizona," said Feckless Cat comfortingly. "Get there in the next day or two and you get an illegal burrito, free trip to Mexico City, truckloads of marijuana and still have time to print a couple hundred football fields of phony currency."
"How do I get back to California?" said Goldman Katz, wiping his nose.
"Greyhound," said Feckless. "Bring a girlie magazine. Gets you past all those cop outfits."
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