Sunday, April 18, 2010
GOLDMAN CATZ APPLIES FOR JOB WITH FECKLESS AND CO.
Feckless the Cat, fraudster wanted in multiple European countries and 27 U.S. states, decided to interview job applicant Goldman Catz, an investment banking feline from New York.
"So, Goldman Kitty, tell me what you did in New York?" asked Feckless calmly, shuffling the papers of the resume in his paws.
"NOTHIN', MAN! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN', OKAY? I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS IN MY OFFICE AND....BLAM....THERE WAS THE GODDAMNED SEC!"
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