Tuesday, April 14, 2009
CUT AND PASTE CRIMINAL CATS TAKE INTEREST IN OBAMA'S NEW FIRST DOG
"Oh, did you see this, dear? President Obama and his family finally took a dog? He said the dog could symbolize the goals of the new administration," said Cut the criminal cat to Paste the criminal cat. They were going through the morning papers.
"Dog, eh? Gift from Kennedy, isn't he? What are they calling him?" answered Paste, scanning a redundant riot story.
Paste's head shook slowly. "Fancy dog haircut. I know the type."
"No, sweety. No. Bo is B.O. The initials for the administration's larger plan for the economy," said Cut.
"Plan? What plan, Cut?"
"Buy Out, Paste. B.O."
"Oh, that's right. Why didn't I think of it?"
"Don't have to think," said Cut. "You own. They'll remind you tomorrow, too," said Cut, glancing at the date in claw.
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by lurene gisee april 14, 2009