Still reading the news, Michelle shook her head with worry.
"Honey, do you realize how many gun-packing fanatics are buying truckloads of weapons this very minute? They think you're selling out the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution!" said Michelle. "Where are we going?"
"To our stockbroker, man. It's time to sell, alright, but it has nothing to do with the constitution. It's like, heck, we bought a million shares of Smith & Wesson back in September!" said Obama. "Can I call the shots or not?"
"Oh, sweetheart, I do underestimate you sometimes," said Michelle.