Saturday, November 8, 2008

BARAK OBAMA'S FIRST DIPLOMATIC MEMO TO IRAN

November 9, 2008

Dear President Ahmadinejad,

It was considerate of you to send a letter from your great state of Iran.

I've yet to assume office, but you -- always the sentimental statesman -- quickly take reins. You truly want to wipe disagreements between our nations off the map, I recall.

Let me return the gesture.

My trusted confidant Emanuel -- I'm sure you're familiar -- stepped right up to help. He suggests we unveil a new delicacy at my inaugural table; one that can stimulate our upcoming negotiations.

AHMADEEN-KABOB

Best regards,

Barak Obama

cc: Your ass

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