..."So, you tellin' me the good members of Al-Qaida elected a racist fool, Michelle? Is that what you're trying to tell me?"
Michelle gently placed her hand on his in a calming gesture.
"No, no, sweetheart. We both know they don't elect fools in the Mideast. They don't elect anyone in most of it," she said.
"Oh, okay," he said with a sigh of relief. "Was damned scared for a minute."