Friday, July 29, 2011
FECKLESS CAT RETURNS FROM TRIP TO LITTER BOX
Pre-Approved Cat, wanted on 3 continents for theft, fraudulent trading and loan sharking, tilted his head in wonder. What was taking Feckless Cat, his criminal feline mentor, so long at the litter box?
Finally, Feckless Cat sauntered into view again. "What were you burying in there today, Feckless? A couple of foreclosed homes or something?"
"No, no, of course not. It was the full faith and credit of the United States," said Feckless, licking his right claw. "Just can't trust our elected officials for this kind of work anymore."
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