Sunday, September 27, 2009
CUT AND PASTE CATS HIRE NEW EXECUTIVES FOR BANK OF THE NEXT GUY IN SAN FRANCISCO
Cut and Paste Cats, international feline fraudsters wanted in several G-20 states for crimes of wealth, decided to hire some new executives for work at Bank of the Next Guy on Montgomery Street in San Francisco.
"We need cats who can say the right things in front of government and SEC committee investigators, Paste. Who do we have for the work?" asked Cut Cat.
"The best candidates in this city, Cut. You ready to meet the first? His name is D.K., which stands for DIDN'T KNOW."
"Not bad. Who are the next two for the work?"
"D.P., which stands for DIDN'T PLAN, and I.S.L., which stands for IT'S STILL LEGAL."
"Show 'em in," said Cut. The criminal mastermind loved Mondays. Things somehow always got started real fresh. The books would stay clean with cats like this on the job, thought Cut and Paste Cats.
by lurene gisee. Comment at lurenekathleen at yahoo dot com
Photos of cats available for adoption from SF SPCA site September 28, 2009.
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