Feckless the Cat, a known feline scammer, was counting stolen money one day with his partner in crime, Pre-Approved Cat.
"It just seems unethical to me, Feckless. We're using poor, elderly cats to get our claws on stocks, bonds, real estate holdings and bank accounts. It just seems wrong. I have nightmares about those poor, aged victims," said Pre-Approved.
"Okay, you've got a point. Let's rip off kittens," said Feckless.
"Yeah," said Pre-Approved. "Let's do the right thing."
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(Friendly cat shown above is up for adoption at SF SPCA)
by lurene gisee
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June 14, 2009
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