Thursday, March 19, 2009

CUT AND PASTE CATS APPLY FOR CREDIT IN CALIFORNIA





Things were getting bad in the Golden State. Thieving cats Feckless and Pre-Approved sent their criminal associates, Cut and Paste Kitties, to get more stolen cash. It was so easy before.

Paste broke the news to Feckless and Pre-Approved with shame.

"I couldn't believe it. Bank teller asked us if we wanted to buy some more false I.D.," said the feline. "For a fee, could even get phony credit card thrown in by A.I.G."

"Yeah, I would've gone, but they said that's all I was good for in this state anymore," said Pre-Approved. "Bad credit."

March 19, 2009 lurene gisee
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