Wednesday, November 21, 2012
SUB-PRIME PIGEON BREAKS NEWS TO WHITE HOUSE TURKEYS
Sub-Prime Pigeon made his way past White House Security to tell 2012's Turkeys the bad news.
"Turkey Joe, you will be pardoned by President Barak Obama, but serve the rest of your life in prison." Joe shrugged his feathers.
"Better news than what Billy Turkey gets," he mumbled.
Sub-Prime Pigeon used his tone of sympathy now. "Billy, you will be unable to continue your life as an American Turkey. This Friday, you will wake up as a Twinkie on a negotiation table in Jerusalem. I am sorry."
by Lurene Gisee
Nov. 21, 2012
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