"No reasonable offer turned down," read Feckless Criminal Cat's advertisement. (360) 656-6838. Act Now!"
American animal shelters were "overjoyed," newspapers reported. The fun was just starting. Next headlines:
FECKLESS CAT COMPLETES FIRST DEAL IN NEW YORK'S FINEST FINANCIAL DISTRICT HOTEL
Feckless Cat -- criminal and opportunist wanted in 42 states and 36 nations -- stepped out of his posh hotel room, having completed his work, collected payment.
"I would have paid him $900,000," bragged Donald Trump, adjusting his tie.
"I would have done it for $14.99'," said Feckless, licking his fur.
by Lurene Gisee
Oct. 27, 2017
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