Saturday, November 28, 2009
PRE-APPROVED CAT LIFTS CREDIT AT ALL THE RIGHT TABLES IN SAN FRANCISCO
"PRE-APPROVED CAT...at your service"
It was one of the most exclusive dining clubs in San Francisco's Financial District.
"Even famed bankers need reservations two weeks in advance for Bix on Gold Street," Feckless the Cat said while counting laundered money one day.
But Pre-Approved Cat, San Francisco's most wanted financial criminal, was playing the tables Saturday night like only he could.
Pre-Approved, wearing a white apron, approached a couple of suited bankers eating a sauced, seared tuna.
"May I take your card, gentlemen?" said Pre-Approved.
"Yes, please," said one of the men.
That's all there was too it. Pre-Approved Cat wandered from club to club, restaurant to restaurant, hotel to hotel behind servers in wait staff attire, getting permission to take credit cards. Theft was never so easy for Pre-Approved Cat.
The glitzy tag seemed to help, of course. "PRE-APPROVED CAT...at your service."
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