Wednesday, July 8, 2009
ANVIL THE DOG GETS NEW JOB IN LOS ANGELES
Cut and Paste, lying, scheming felines who were experts at making up identities, falsifying loan documents and spreading phony news in the world's stock markets, were worried.
"Our guy Anvil Dog might start turning down our jobs," said Cut. "He says he found better pay."
"Better pay? Who would hire that thieving dog?" asked Paste.
"The State of California. They say they need applicants who know how to beg," said Cut Cat. "Someone voters can trust."
by Lurene Gisee
July 8, 2009
[Dog pictured is up for adoption at SF SPCA]
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