"Dog catcher?" asked Anvil Dog, glancing at the morning's news headlines. "Feckless Cat is our new dog catcher? I didn't know anyone was running."
"Nobody was until yesterday. It opened up again. They had to put the cat's name on the ballot in some fool way," explained Hot Air Hamster.
"Besides, the position was opening right in time for yesterday's primary election. Feckless Cat had to grab it before Jerry Brown tries for it again. He always wins. I mean, come on! Time flies. How many times have we had this Brown guy in office? We gotta have someone who knows what he's doing in Sacramento, and that's Feckless the Cat," said the hamster.
"Yeah," said Anvil Dog. "I don't need this Brown guy on my back again. He needs to run for something else this time."
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"See, when Slip and Fall Sea Lion had his little fall at the NYSE few days back, I shorted a bunch of Verizon stock, betting that Slip and Fall would work."
"The marine blob did his job, I cleaned up, and now people are all mixed up. They're thinking I claimed to serve in Vietnam. Just wanted to straighten all that out once and for all," said Feckless the Criminal Cat. "So, are we all clear on what happened in the Gulf of Mexico and the price of gold in Arizona and the German stock market now? I'd be more than happy to explain it all again in Farsi or Chinese. All on the same Greek page that way, you know?"
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"I just don't get it," said a confused Pre-Approved Cat to Feckless Cat, both of them greedy furred criminals wanted in 43 states for various identity theft and Ponzi scams.
My political post is minor and I have no authority in law or local government. But even then, being a PCO seems to require constant study of current events and American law. Thanks -- Lurene Gisee
