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FECKLESS CAT'S NEW FISCAL CLIFF FAMILY FUN PARKS IN BELLINGHAM AND SEATTLE

Yes, with Washington state's voters approving new marijuana laws, Feckless the Criminal Cat was happy. Why? [Start theme song here...]

Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSYbRiYwTY

The intoxicating weed was still against federal law, so Evergreen State dope dealers could not simply set up shop and then open a bank account for their profits. The dealers had to figure a way to launder their considerable cannabis capo capital.

But help was now here. Feckless Cat -- criminal cat wanted in 35 states for identity theft, insider trading and fraud -- decided to give all his rain-soaked friends a helping paw. The key was to "help sick kids" by setting up an amusement park or two to launder that cash, and then -- brilliantly -- make even more cash by "shorting" the American Fiscal Cliff and Debt Ceiling Funds Fiasco. He wrote his plan down in his secret book:

BELLINGHAM'S FISCAL CLIFF FUN PARK


* All Chinese Citizens: FREE ADMISSION FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!

* Fast n' East Swimming Lessons for Grandma....

Note: People called it the "Evergreen State," but for Feckless Cat, the motto had more than one meaning.

Here were the theme park's attractions, still on the drawing board:

-- Feckless Film Room. Night of the Living Dead 2013. In this remake, the black guy comes back to life as a gay zombie, marries another gay zombie in Seattle, and spends rest of film exploring the wonders of zombie dope.

-- World's Worst Prisons Tunnel Ride for those who wondered about the life awaiting most of the world's other mafia-loving mugs:...Diyarbakir Prison in Turkey, where thousands of teens are now political prisoners... Evin Prison in Iran, where most die fast but you can watch the live action...Mendoza Prison in Argentina, Torture, Overcrowding. See now why San Francisco's Alcatraz was considered a luxury hotel in some parts of the world in 1932 and still draws thousands of tourists each year... LaSante Prison in Southwest Paris, revisit the French Criminal Justice system of 1867. See our re-enactments of public executions with guillotines on the streets of Paris as pedestrians passed by laughing....Black Beach Prison In Milabo, Equatorial Guinea, considered Africa's worst prison. Inmates are starved, shackled and tortured...Tadmor Military Prison in Syria where medievil methods of torture are still used...Carandiru Penitentiary in Brazil, If you have surgery, forget the anaesthetics...La Sabeneta Prison, Venezuela, where there is one corrupt guard for each 150 inmates...Nairobi Prison in Kenya, where inmates serve their time butt-naked and catch illnesses for which there is no known treatment....More, more, more fun than you ever knew you could have between state and federal law enforcement!! To gain entrance, you use legitimate currency, counterfeit concert tickets or stolen passports, then get your change at exit gate, if you ever reach it.

-- See Feckless Magic Shows featuring all our favorite lawmakers. Added bonus: See the biggest reality show in history as America runs clean out of cash! Learn the history of economics while re-creating the Vaulted Debt Ceilings so popular and pretty in early 1929 America!

-- Greased debt slides for kids and legislators. At bottom, they have loads of fun cleaning Chinese toilets at minimum wage, thus pay their way out for real this time. No bothersome debt ceilings here. For the first time in your life, get the relief you need in every way medically and fiscally imaginable.

-- Feckless Ferris Wheel. No entrance fee. Rider pays with everyday U.S. currency, money orders or high-end gift cards at our wheel's top which is 500-feet high. At our heavily-guarded exit gate, you get our -- which is now your -- crisp, clean cash back from our park cashiers.

-- See the Future!! See the next era's American I.R.S. run by Crips, Bloods and a variety of Mexico's most bloodthirsty drug dealers.

-- Visit the Feckless Park Store and find items you never knew existed at discounts that will stun the world. Machine guns for Detroit's mentally-disabled parolees, 50 percent off this week only....Meditation tents for Impending Train Wreck Fans...Sleeping Pills for the Dead. Get them before it's too late...Bumper stickers for the Undocumented: WAIT! I'LL PAY!!...Currency Corner where you can get the new Feckless Franc, designed like American currency, at that day's accurate exchange rates...

EDITING IN PROGRESS....
Jan 21, 2013 3:02 p.m.

by Lurene Gisee
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SUB-PRIME PIGEON BREAKS NEWS TO WHITE HOUSE TURKEYS

Sub-Prime Pigeon made his way past White House Security to tell 2012's Turkeys the bad news.

"Turkey Joe, you will be pardoned by President Barak Obama, but serve the rest of your life in prison." Joe shrugged his feathers.

"Better news than what Billy Turkey gets," he mumbled.

Sub-Prime Pigeon used his tone of sympathy now. "Billy, you will be unable to continue your life as an American Turkey. This Friday, you will wake up as a Twinkie on a negotiation table in Jerusalem. I am sorry."
--30--

by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 21, 2012


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FECKLESS PEACE PLAN CELEBRATES 64 YEARS OF RESULTS IN ISRAEL

by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 20, 2012


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OBAMA BLAMES RECENT CIA, FBI SCANDALS ON BUSH AND...

Feckless Cat, talking over the day's headlines with his criminal partner, Pre-Approved Cat, slowly swayed his tail as he read the morning's headlines in paper.

"U.S. President Obama blames whole affair mess at the agencies on last administration, George Bush one, George Washington, San Francisco horses that survived quake of 1906, Israeli leader Netanyahu, White House 'Pinko' dog, Mexican drug lords..."

"I can't believe this whole scandal, Feckless," said Pre-Approved Cat, making bread on the bed.

"Yeah. He left us out completely. Everyone knows we set this whole thing up from the get-go," answered Feckless.


by Lurene Gisee
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Nov. 15, 2012


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WASHINGTON STATE PUTS THE RECREATION IN MARIJUANA FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Visit Feckless Cat Travel Agency in Seattle Today for these New Recreational Marijuana Washington Weekend Specials:

-- Roll Your Own Snowskis Packages just $499.09 while supplies last.

-- Mt. Baker Bud Christmas Trees for More Family Fun than Ever! Sales Start December 3, 2012

-- Come to Bellingham where Santa's Always Stoned on Christmas Eve.

-- Dick's Dancing Dope Festival this Thanksgiving, Tacoma.

-- Space Needle's Brilliant Bong Bash this New Year's Eve. Let's Get Dizzy, Dude!


by Lurene Gisee
November 7, 2012

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