Tuesday, March 9, 2010

PAGE 4: OIL SPILL KITTY MEETS SLIP-AND-FALL SEAL AT NORTHWEST CURRENCY CONVENTION....



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Saturday, March 6, 2010

CORRECTION: TENNESSEE HOSPITALITY WIG APOLOGIZES FOR FOOL REMARKS RE: MRS. OBAMA



....He now says he meant to type "Ahmadinejad," but sneezed, fumbled out "Obama."

Baker likened, in a recent email, the American First Lady to Tarzan's loyal friend, Cheetah.

"I've been a thoughtless fool," said Mr. Baker, his chin lowered in guilt.

"Everyone knows Iran's leader learned statecraft while studying those old Tarzan movies. I've also had to issue several apologies to Cheetah. Of course, Cheetah's been acting as a trusted advisor to the Iranian leader for years now. He's starting to want more credit for his diplomatic talent."


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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

FECKLESS' GREETING CARD GOES TO PRESS: "I AM SO SORRY..."


"We're getting into the apology card biz?" Pre-Approved Cat asked Feckless Cat.

He opened it to read the rest.

"...we ever met."

"Who's gonna buy this nonsense?" asked Pre-Approved Cat.

"Various customers of U.S. banks, Hedge Funds and Insurance Companies. Presses'll be rolling," said Feckless Cat.

"Okay," Pre-Approved Cat conceded. "Just make sure to print a few in Greek and Spanish."

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